10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.