10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer