10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom