10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts