10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP