10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth