10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls