10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus