10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.