10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"