10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?