10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- It's Free To Fold...