10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio