10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- It's Free To Fold...