10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth