10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword