10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha