10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester