10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."