10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester