10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth