10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!