10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."