10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.