10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)