10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.