10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."