10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.