10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim