10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow