10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.