10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus