10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.