10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.