10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus