10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.