10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com