10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- It's Free To Fold...
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus