10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth