10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"