10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright