10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- It's Free To Fold...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.