10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---