10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen