10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow