10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...