10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "No river, no fish."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!