10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)