10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]