10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.